Sunday, February 9, 2014

The braidy issue!

What do you do when your hair are super oily and you have no time to wash them? Lets be frank, there are times when those long tresses (damn you people with short hair, lucky buggers) take foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to dry and then some! Specially when its winter time, even the hair dryer doesn’t help! Worse, if you have hair like mine, I need to wash them everyday to get them looking as awesome as they do. And the one thing I cannot do is wash them everyday, why? For the fear of going bald!I probably have a oil factory for brains, come to think of it. Sad.
But, coming back to oily horrible hair, what do you do? Put on a band? I hate them things, they make me look like a nerdier version of myself. The look I decided to bury when I left school. Tie them in a bun? I do that, but it gets cold when you tie a top knot bun and get out on a windy day. Summers, yes, but a simple bun makes its monotonous!
Well, voila! I came up with the perfect solution. Now, this is me revealing my deep dark secrets so pay attention and don’t scrunch that nose. The solution? Braid them! The front hair braids are the prettiest things ever. And yes, I am talking like a complete girl here, but hey! One is allowed.
Now now, it seems difficult, I know. I took Youtube classes to get my groove on. There were a number of hits and misses, but finally after non stop braid learning classes (youtube-ing everything from “braid diva” to “raid the braid”) I picked up on it.  And hey, its in VOGUE! *confetti*
So all those girls/women/men who have insanely long hair (you people make me cringe with jealously) and face the issue of oily front hair.. braid em!
Until later my lovelies!
Peace out.
xo
P.S. Start out simple, the waterfall braids and the likes take time. I am still learning! :p

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Where did she go?

Look around she must be here..
Search her soul she must be there!
What did you find? 
Oh, never mind..
.....
There is a pain in her heart she seldom speaks of..
There is a ache in her soul she keeps hidden. 
There is a part of her she likes to keep buried..
There is a little sorrow that she fears will come undone.
Oh, but who cares..
.....
Where did she go? 
What has she done? 
...
They question her life and say she lived in a bubble..
Little do they know it is her world and that is the trouble.
Oh, she is a naive one..
Always wanting to be someone..
.....
Where did she go?
Paging through her life's stories..
They end up finding her greatest glories.
The letters she wrote.. The tears she shed..
One was a picture of her own head.
They sift through to understand her better..
Halfway through they begin to get bitter. 
She is a nutter..
Surprised they say "She could do so much better.."

At the end of a trying day..They give up the search..
She is too twisted for the effort they say sitting on a perch.
Once in a while in the real world they want to know..
What became of her.. Where did she go?


Peace out!
xo





Sunday, October 20, 2013

Evil eye, you schmuck!

Dear Evil Eye, 
Howdy do? I hope all is going well on the Dark Side, do convey my Hello to Darth Vader and the Storm Troopers. (Yes, I am a Star Wars nerd. Judge me all you like lesser mortals!)
The purpose of this letter is not to chat up though. This letter is to tell you that I do NOT appreciate your sadistic ways, they are cruel. The day I think all is going well for me, you have to screw things up and how! Either I end up being sick as dog or as moody as a crocodile but mostly sick! :/
Not cool man! Not. Cool. 
Tell me this, what would you do if your mother waved red chilies over your head and then burnt them while you had to stand to see if the gruesome aroma of dry chili hits you or not? If not, imagine getting an hour long talk about how easy it is for you to fall prey of all things evil or as my folks call it "Nazar lag gayi". And if they do burn, you are a goner, you really are! 
Cannot even imagine any of that can you? 
I have a bone of contention with the likes of you. Your sadistic pleasures are ruining my chances of living a red chili free life. And that is not all, the "put some kohl on to ward off the evil eye" is NOT working either. The result of which my already big eyes end up looking heeeeeuge and owl like! 
You are the bane of my existence. I don't like you. But we are all grown ups here (no really!) and I think it is time we come to an understanding. Leave me alone because.. well, just because! 
Stop being a schmuck! *angry glare*

Hater!
(No xoxo's for you!) :/

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Hair today, gone tomorrow?!

As a child my Sundays began with an early morning song from Daddy followed by a twenty odd minute hair oil massage by Mum. I will be lying if I said I enjoyed that session. Oiling my hair was like seeing monsters because it was followed by a hour of vigorous shampooing. Bah! God, how I detested that time.
The special oil my mother made for me was a concoction of henna leaves and coconut oil along with some magic potion. I say magic potion not in jest. That oil worked wonders! I has lush long hair, I could have given Rapunzel competition if there was an American Indian face off! (Okay, maybe not.)
Long lush hair lasted a while, up until I saw women sporting a Bob cut. That was my downfall, that Bob. I got after my mother to get my tresses chopped off. My family was dead against my decision so I took up the weapon of the masses, hunger strike! (I was 7 years old) Boy, did that work, I was taken to a hair salon and midst the hair dresser begging me not to chop off my hair I got a brand new look in twenty minutes.  I was the happiest. I did not have to plat my hair anymore, no more ribbons, bands and many such trappings. I was free.
Until I got bored. A week into the hair cut.
I did not have fancy hairstyles anymore, I just had a Bob. I was infuriated because no one spoke of how nice my hair looked anymore. It was time to get back what I had lost. It was time to sit down for an oil massage. It took me about fourteen years, a number of good and bad haircuts and a LOT of oil massages to get the length I always had.
Fourteen years. I am not kidding. My teenage rebellion took me through some really bad haircuts the worst of them being the Razer cut. *Horrors* They took me through "I refuse to oil my hair because it stinks like hell" days too. The "I will iron my hair till they die" days and many more. Result of which, I had BAD hair that were brittle and damaged.
At 20 I decided enough was enough. My mother who had given up hope of my ever sitting down for a hair oiling session was the happiest. She made the magic potion again and lo and behold, it worked. My sad, damaged, dull and utterly ugly hair were on the road to recovery.
Four years later, I have healthy hair once again. *Tears of joy*
Lets face it, we all have bad hair days. But a bad hair year going on years is just depressing.
Oil them, go for hair spas, comb them regularly. Please, use a shampoo that works on your hair and not because its been advertised well. CONDITION, you must! Most importantly, eat well, those green vegetables sure pack a punch of goodness. (Yum, broccoli, no?) I speak from experience, so trust me when I say they can go from being brittle and coarse to being healthy. They really can.
Moral of this story; Eat well. Comb. Oil. Shampoo. Condition. That is all.

Preach it sister!

Peace out. 
xo

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Tech..NO..logy!

Recently, I made the "big move" i.e. from a shoddy Blackberry (which was a top of the class blackberry just a year ago but now is.. well, shoddy!) to an Apple iPhone. It was a drum roll moment because it was an i-ohmyGOD-Phone! I could not stop dancing for a whole day. The madness reached to a level where my productive day was about clicking photo's and Instagram-ing them. This went on for a while.
It took me about four months to figure out my 'iPhone' and understand the apps and how to work them. It was getting easier and fun and then...BAM!
iOS7 came out. Now, I am not saying I hate it. I love it! Even though updating my phone took a million years and a couple of grey hair, I was happy again. It was like having a new phone without really buying one in a span of six months. Pretty good that analogy. 
Suddenly I was Alice in Wonderland (I tend to be dramatic, so the personality of  Mad Hatter but the face of Alice, she is prettier), new things to discover and oh my GOD it was good.
But was it? Not so much. 
Why? Because I am clueless about Technology or as I say Tech-NO-Logy! I did not know that the power can be saved on an iPhone by a mere click of a button. I did not know how to activate iMessage! I did not know that the Clocks seconds ticker moves throughout. I did not know that the location of images is on my phone waiting to be noticed. Boy, those are a lot of "I did not know's".
I realize that there are a lot of other things I don't know about my phone but I am making a conscious effort. 
I am on #Mashable all the time. They are so amazing! 
Technology is becoming a huge part of our lives so all you technologically handicapped people like me, there is hope. Keep at it. 
One last thing though, if you have a Android or an iPhone and you are Mr/Ms. Butter Fingers I feel your pain. Every time that precious phone slips out of your hand a mini heart attack happens. The klutz in us along with the technology handicap is a mother of all Gods disaster. Try silicon phone covers, they work. Tried and tested. 
That is all from this klutz/technology newbie. 

Peace out.
xoxo

Thursday, September 12, 2013

The American Dream; Dominance?


In the decade since 9/11, the United States has been commonly criticized for its interventionist policies. That is, the government has extensively interfered with the internal politics of other nations in the name of safeguarding its national security and dominance in the world. United States of America has always stood at the helm of things and decided what is good or bad for the rest of the world. There have been instances where it has been the decision maker and breaker. The most recent case has been that of the internal conflict in Syria and the rising death toll of the common Syrian man because of the fight between the Government and the rebels.
The United States is currently involved in at least two major military interventions in Iraq and Afghanistan. U.S.A intervention continues to be an ongoing occurrence in international relations with a very thin line between military intervention and democratization. The thought process behind U.S.A’s intervention in the world politics and crisis management is to reach out and fix things for others. But is it really so?
The fact that America today has a major part of its soldiers overseas getting injured or killed in the name of setting up Peace is disturbing. America has taken up the onus of getting things right in the World by muscle or talk but it is mostly muscle in the form of Military intervention.  This intervention is often justified as a bid to promoting democracy abroad. The justifications do not stand to reason and America should be realizing that by now.
What is befuddling is how America comes out with this Heroic image each time it interferes with another nation’s affairs. Is it all a political conspiracy? Is it the fact that America interferes only because it holds a vantage point for them? Yes, we have seen that happening in countries like Iraq and Afghanistan, the most highlighted nations in the long list of American interference.
While the US received extensive global support immediately following 9-11, the seemingly never-ending war in Iraq, the accompanying thousands of civilian and military deaths, and the debunking of the WMD pretext caused those in the international and national arena to question US interventionism. In order for countries to mitigate their chances for being involved in dangerous global disputes, countries should avoid interfering with the internal politics of othe countries. Indeed, the quest of global dominance often necessitates countries, such as the US, to get involved in the domestic matters in other countries. In order to maintain its hegemony in the world, the US government often interferes in the affairs of other nations.
 For example, it may attempt to manipulate another economy through sanctions in order to protect the dollar and secure its economic status. It may influence voting results by funding groups advocating for democracy. It may also fund rulers as a way to ensure their politics are in line with US interests. Most of these influences are accomplished through diplomatic means; other times, the US uses its military prowess to achieve goals. While interfering with other nations may increase one's power, Anti-American groups and activities have multiplied due to US hegemony. While they claim to be “protecting” US citizens and its global status its interventionist policies have ironically made more and more people unsafe in the homeland and abroad. There are, however, arguably good reasons for countries to intervene in another country's internal politics. For example, the US entered Bosnia in the mid-90s on a humanitarian mission---as a way to prevent Kosovans from being killed in mass numbers. Granted, the US always has extra motives when being involved in a humanitarian mission. After all, the government chose not to rescue Rwandans in what was probably the worst case of genocide in the 20th century; simply put, the US did not have anything else to gain by involving its military in the region. Notwithstanding ulterior motives, humanitarian interventions do save many lives and that fact, in itself, may justify a nation's interference in another's domestic politics. The US, indeed, has probably boosted its own status in the global arena by being heavily involved in other countries' affairs. It is still holding on to its global dominance, avoiding further major terrorist activities on the homeland, and having foreign leaders supporting its goals. However, this grand-scale intervention has come at a price. That is, the Anti-American movement has been growing at a rapid pace and people around the world have come to resent the fact that their national affairs are directly affected by US will. Indeed, in order to mitigate chances of dangerous global disputes, nations should avoid meddling with the internal affairs of other nations.


Sometimes it is better to take a step back and let situations sort themselves out. This world has been war ravaged enough; one does NOT need more from the American Politicians to secure their “well being” by being interfering simply to boost their status, economy and hold on the world politics. Is that what the American Dream is? Dominance? From where I am sitting, it sure looks like.

Peace Out!
xoxo

Friday, August 9, 2013

The Creepy Chronicles..

I do NOT get the whole 'one long-shouldered dress' fad. I don't. You are either feeling cold or you are not. 
Why is it that women wear clothes with one shoulder with full sleeves and the other bare? Temperature difference? Your body is giving you mixed signals? Are you just confused? Or are you just trying to bug a person like me? 
It is most annoying. 
Either wear both sleeves, or just don't. I am all for fashion, heck, I live for it. But, the one sleeve thing just creeps me out. 
It just seems to me that women are trying to cover up a un-waxed hairy arm because they ran out of time! Dang, one arm still resembles Harrison Fords chest and the other like Channing Tatum's chest, or rather his whole body!(Damn, butthat man is HOT!) Solution, the creepy one shouldered dress! Hey, let me flaunt the one I waxed!

I just do not get it. At the risk of sounding "unfashionable", I say these women are confused. Like, really really confused. 
That'a all. Here's hoping someone stops making them. 
Hear that Universe? 

Peace out. 
xoxo