Friday, August 9, 2013

The Creepy Chronicles..

I do NOT get the whole 'one long-shouldered dress' fad. I don't. You are either feeling cold or you are not. 
Why is it that women wear clothes with one shoulder with full sleeves and the other bare? Temperature difference? Your body is giving you mixed signals? Are you just confused? Or are you just trying to bug a person like me? 
It is most annoying. 
Either wear both sleeves, or just don't. I am all for fashion, heck, I live for it. But, the one sleeve thing just creeps me out. 
It just seems to me that women are trying to cover up a un-waxed hairy arm because they ran out of time! Dang, one arm still resembles Harrison Fords chest and the other like Channing Tatum's chest, or rather his whole body!(Damn, butthat man is HOT!) Solution, the creepy one shouldered dress! Hey, let me flaunt the one I waxed!

I just do not get it. At the risk of sounding "unfashionable", I say these women are confused. Like, really really confused. 
That'a all. Here's hoping someone stops making them. 
Hear that Universe? 

Peace out. 
xoxo